I came across an article entitled A Dog’s New Year Resolutions on Corsinet and heard myself laughing out loud at some of them.
It’s very possible at one point or another your dog has done at least one of these.
I can imagine Marmaduke doing all these. (Remember that cartoon strip of the Great Dane?) Below are some of the doggie resolutions.
Here’s an excerpt from the article:
I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV.
I will not walk under the big dog when he is peeing.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
Read the other doggie resolutions here.
Article source: Corsinet
Image source: John Haynes on Flickr