New Year Resolutions From Dogs


If dogs could talk, what kind of New Year resolutions would they make?

I found this list on Corsinet.  I was laughing when I read through the resolutions.  Some of these have to be written by owners of some devious dogs. 🙂    Actually, this may be a list for the dog whisperer to help us with.

Guian Bolisay

Here is just a sample from that list:

When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it’s raining outside.

I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV.

I will not walk under the big dog when he is peeing.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad’s laps.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for Mom’s driver’s license and car registration.

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

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